Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Good Bye, House!

Amerikában 8 év után ma este teszi le a lantot (vagy inkább a botot) Doktor House, aki minden bizonnyal az egyik legkultikusabb figuraként vonul(t) be a televíziózás történelmébe. Pár órával a finálé előtt néhány klasszikus House mondással (Houseisms) búcsúzom a kedvenc sorozatomtól.

"Everybody lies.” 

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what." 

"Humanity is overrated." 

"Reality is almost always wrong." 

"Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up." 

"Weird works for me." 

"Sometimes we can't see why normal isn't normal." 

"You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right." 

"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is -in fact- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate." 

"If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything." 

"What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? It pokes back." 

"Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!" 

"There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained. Eventually." 

"You know how they say, “you can't live without love”? Well, oxygen is even more important."

“The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.” 

Everything is conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions. 

"I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous. "

"How come God gets credit when anything good happens? "

"People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.'" 

"Don't blame me. Blame my gender."

"Normal is not normal."

"Hope is for sissies."

"Don't trust opinions."

"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."

"Disappointment is anger for sissies."

"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again."

"Sometimes you have to overreact over someone´s overreaction."

"Lower your expectations."

Useful Advice from Agent Cooper

Ha esetleg valaki nem tudná, a Twin Peaks című kultsorozat tele van jobbnál jobb idézetekkel, de a következő tanács az FBI első számú pite- és kávérajongójától, Dale Cooper ügynöktől különösen ajánlott mindenki számára. 

"Harry, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.

Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen.

Could be a new shirt,a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.

Like this."

Why does Monday Exist?

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When Faced With Two Choices...

About Wasting Your Time

Choose a Job You Love

Winning the Lottery

Funny Quotes

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." 

A. Whitney Brown 

"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." 

Voltaire 

"Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand." 

Homer Simpson 

"I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation." 

George Bernard Shaw 

"Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words." 

Bill Waterson 

Még több vicces idézetet itt olvashattok.

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