Funny Quotes

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." 

A. Whitney Brown 

"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." 

Voltaire 

"Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand." 

Homer Simpson 

"I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation." 

George Bernard Shaw 

"Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words." 

Bill Waterson 

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